Automotive Acronyms

First on race dayYou’ve heard ’em, the acronyms that make fun of automotive brands by turning their name into some sort of descriptive phrase like “FORD= First On Race Day” or “Chevy- Can Hear Every Valve Yelling”.  Some  auto makers like Ford and Jeep even adopted their acronyms as slogans!  We’d heard some of ’em but, had no idea how many such plays on words were actually out there!  So we did a little research and came up with a list a some of the wittiest and most popular.  Enjoy.  And if you know of any we’ve missed, send ’em our way!

AUDI
“Actual Use Devours Income”
“Another Ugly Deutche Invention”

BMW
“Big Money Waster”

CHEVY
“”Can Hear Every Valve Screaming”
“Cannot Have Expensive Vehicle Yet”

DODGE
“Don’t OverDo Granny’s Engine”
“Darned Ol’ Dirty Gas Eater”

FIAT
“Fix It Again Tomorrow”
“Flat In All Tires”

FORD
“First On Race Day”
“Found On Road Dead”
“For Only Real Drivers”
“Fabulous Off-Road Driving”
“Fix Or Repair Daily”

HONDA
“Had One, Never Do Again”
“Hold On, Not Done Accelerating”

HYUNDAI
“How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import”

JEEPjust enough essential parts
“Just Enough Parts”
“Just Elaborate Expensive Problem”

KIA
“Keeping It Affordable”

MG
“Money Guzzler”

NISSAN
“Neatly Installed Sheet Steel Around Nothing”

PONTIAC
“People On Narcotocs Think It’s A Chevy”
“Pull Over Now, The Injectors Are Cooked”

SUBARU
“Sorta Ugly But Altogether Really Unique”

TOYOTA
“Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto”
“Take Out Your Old Tools Again”

VOLVO
“Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object”

VW
“Virtually Worthless”
“Very Wonderful”

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